zombiedoctor:

letsfuckingcuddleok:

nothingsgoingtochange:

Someone give this guy a motherfuckin’ certificate.

I reblog every time 

this guy deserves more than a certificate

You’re shitting me, right? Someone give this guy a certificate? No, please, someone please give Toby a fucking hint because clearly Zooey doesn’t want him. Here’s what gets me too. Zoey is probably just having a bad day or some shit, and makes a general statement and Toby decides to make it all about him. 

Grade 7: clearly, Zoey didn’t want anything to do with him, clearly said no, and Toby does the project without her asking him to, so why is this her fault?

Grade 8: Again, Zoey is dropping hints that she is not interested, and is a bit harsher because he didn’t get the memo that she doesn’t like him that way from last year

Grade 9:  Toby is bordering stalker and obsessive behavior to wait TWO HOURS for her to get back from the bathroom. Maybe, she was avoiding you because you creep her out.

Grade 10: Did you ask her to go together or did you just say “I bought you tickets?” And honestly, you didn’t have to give them to her if you were going to hold this over her later.

Grade 11: Oh yes, go and be the “Nice Guy” and confess all of this private information in public so that the world can pity you and take your side, and make Zoey to be the villain all because she has repeatedly said “No.”

5 years and obsessed over the same girl who has rejected you over and over? Toby, get a life and get rid of your sense of sexual entitlement just because you think you’re “nice.”

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